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Before you go — the one thing I have taken every single morning since 2009.

CLARITY-9
Supplement Facts
Serving Size: 2 Capsules  ·  Servings Per Container: 30
Amount Per Serving% DV
Bacopa Monnieri (50% bacosides) 300mg
L-Theanine 200mg
Alpha-GPC 300mg
Caffeine Anhydrous 180mg
Ashwagandha (Nebraska-grown) 500mg
Elk Antler Velvet 40mg
SITUATIONAL BLEND™ 1,100mg
(proprietary — I am not going to print the ratios,
that is the only thing about this that is mine)
† Daily Value not established.

I am going to be straight with you, because there is a page on this website where I said I would never sell a man a hat, and I meant that, and I still mean it.

This is not a hat. This is a supplement. There is a difference. I have thought about the difference for longer than Roberta wanted me to.

There were four years where I had to be sharper than whatever room I was standing in. Not stronger. Not faster. Sharper. When you are somewhere you are not on paper, the only asset you are issued is the one between your ears, and when that goes soft everything downstream of it goes soft too.

I came home foggy. I want to be honest about that because it is the least flattering thing on this entire website. There was a stretch of about six years where I could not hold a telephone number in my head long enough to walk across a room and dial it.

A fellow I know — and I am not going to say from where, and I would ask you not to guess in the guestbook — put me onto a stack. I have taken it every morning since. I am fifty-eight and I can still run a name, a plate and a time through my head at once. That is not a claim about anything. That is a Tuesday.

  • Focus and recall, and what I would call the long attention — sitting on one thing for six hours without moving.
  • No jitters. I do not do jitters anymore, for reasons that are covered elsewhere on this site.
  • Third-party tested by a lab in Iowa. I have the paperwork. I will mail you a copy if you ask. One man has asked.
  • Made in the USA in a facility that also does horse products. That is normal. I looked into it, twice.
WHY THIS IS NOT ON THE MAIN WEBSITE
Because I am not going to put a supplement next to a photograph of Dennis. This offer only shows up here, once, after somebody has already decided to buy the book. If that seems like a trick to you, I would understand it, and the small grey link underneath the green button works fine.
What people have said
★★★★★  "I am 61 and I remembered my granddaughter's entire soccer schedule."
Ron T. — VFW Post 3193  ✓ VERIFIED BUYER
★★★★★  "Took two before my CDL renewal. Passed it."
Gary O. — Doniphan, NE  ✓ VERIFIED BUYER
★★★★☆  "works. tastes like a barn"
TravisB  ✓ VERIFIED BUYER
★☆☆☆☆  "This is a twelve dollar bottle of caffeine and rice flour."
M. Delaney — Omaha, NE  ✓ VERIFIED BUYER
REPLY FROM LT. STONE: M., there is 180mg of caffeine in it and I have never said otherwise, it is printed on the panel in a font that anybody can read. The rice flour is a flow agent. Your refund went out Thursday and I did not ask you to send the bottle back.
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✓ YES — ADD CLARITY-9 TO MY ORDER $49.99 one time · no subscription, I do not know how to do subscriptions No thank you. I would rather stay foggy.
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These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. It is a supplement. I am not a doctor, I have never once said that I was, and if you go and look at the list of my schools you will notice there is no medical school on it, redacted or otherwise. Consult your physician, particularly regarding the caffeine, and particularly if you are on anything for blood pressure. — X.S.
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PARODY NOTICE: This is a work of satire. "Lieutenant Xavier Stone" is a fictional character and does not exist. These products are not real, no order can be placed, no payment is collected, and no health, fitness, or nutritional claim made on this page is true or should be acted on.